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Zombie Truck Stop

Because "Zombie Supermarket" was too long...

Name:
Seen
Birthdate:
11 July 1966
Website:
External Services:
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I'm a screenwriter/producer trying to maintain a relationship, decent career and two cats, all while fighting off the living dead.


IMPORTANT VIDEO - FOR LOVERS OF HAPPINESS ONLY!



IMPORTANT QUOTES:

"Congratulations, you're still in the running toward becoming America's Next Top Model." - Tyrannosaurus Banks, Host and Executive Producer - AMERICA'S NEXT TOP MODEL

"I don't want no white man looking at my Tampax!"
Jean Hill as "Grizelda" in DESPERATE LIVING

"I'm running a circus, not a charm school..."
Joan Crawford in BEZERK!

"I'm gonna get me a shotgun and kill all the whiteys I see..."
Garrett Morris (sung), SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE

"Giving someone a piece of art is just forcing your taste on them. It's as bad as giving someone a book..."
An ex of mine, after I gave him a poster

"I love that story."
Pee-Wee Herman, PEE-WEE'S BIG ADVENTURE

"I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress."
Jane Siberry (sung), "The Waitress" from NO BORDERS HERE

"Prepare for a pride-obliterating bitch slap."
Mooninite, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE

"I have had enough of your sassy mouth!"
Mojo Jojo, POWERPUFF GIRLS

"Paul (bearpawly) is like eating calf brains - Curiousity gets the best of you and you try it, then realize you never have to do it again. And then you forever have a great story to turn people's stomachs at dinner parties."
Pretty much everybody, THE PEOPLE

"Everything is the worst!"
Liz Lemon (Tina Fey), 30 ROCK


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